It's just a cat right?

I had a good friend text me the other day, "Dear settled homeowner, are u in the market for a beautiful gray cat w blue eyes? he will surely turn ur house into a home. price: free. sweet, cuddly, but not needy." Well sounds like a bargain if I have ever heard of one. There are several factors that go into this decision. 1. As a young boy, I indeed did have a gray sheeba feline known as Smokey. Ah the memories are flooding back... 2. I AM a settled homeowner I can do WHATEVER the darn well I please with this establishment. Ill bring in a Siberian Tiger if I WANT! Of course I'll take a cat. 3. Loaded message, "surely can turn your house into a home." What homeowner doesn't secretly want your house to be THE hangout? What homeowner doesnt want the HOME in HOMEowner to be taken literally? Who wants a house that is not a home? So in a matter of several seconds, I agreed. I am now the owner of a fat cat named Isaac.